Porn is love you can see.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Sorry my hands just texted you
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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