But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
