Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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