I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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