I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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