their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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