brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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