just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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