we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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