If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
barbara walters just said penis...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
