what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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