Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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