Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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