I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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