We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
