she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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