I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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