Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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