I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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