Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
