ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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