i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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