when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Dicks are not precious.
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