i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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