Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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