I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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