Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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