I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Someone came in the potted fern
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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