it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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