Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
The beer is more important than you right now.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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