PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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