Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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