YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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