Sry I called you an 8
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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