The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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