Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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