She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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