Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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