Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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