so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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