ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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