I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I think people are normalizing furries
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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