Its about making memories worth repressing
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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