Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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Do I have a choice?
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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