Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
