I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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