At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
a search helicopter?!
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just sucked dick on a ferry
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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