VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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