Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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