Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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