it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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