Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
