if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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